Hello my friends, I'm John, and I'm writing form Brazil. We're finally connected to internet (12kbps LOL), so I've decided to create this blog, to present my country for the rest of the world and to clarify some wrong myths about it. For example, many foreigners think that monkeys run free in our streets. It's totally fake. We have strict laws about apes, and the anti-monkey police is very severe in its duty of keeping the monkeys away. It 's completely safe to enjoy your banana drinks whenever you want.
By the way, I apologize for my poor english. The only language teachers found here are the missionaries, and the last one left in my village was eaten by a crocodille six years ago. So I learn most from american 80's movies and old pulp fiction.
I hope you enjoy reading my blog, as much as I enjoy writing it, and maybe you get interested in visiting us. Please bring many dollars. And a cheezburger.
